Saturday, June 29, 2013

Not a Chance in Hell List

I’m sure you’ve heard of the ‘Bucket List’, a list of things to do before you leave this world. The list can stem from wanting to overcome your fears, achieving your goals, or just enjoying the little things in life. What about a ‘Not a Chance in Hell List’?

Even if I knew I was going to die later today, I would not…

1. Bungee jump
2. Run with the bulls
3. Eat gross things from the show fear factor!

How about you, what would be on your, ‘Not a Chance in Hell List’?

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Julie Eberhart Painter said...

Those are on my "no way" list, too. Add to that parachute jumping, or going through the Kennedy airport in NYC ever again!

Victoria Roder said...

The airport, that's funny!

Ute Carbone said...

They've all made my no-way list, too. I'd add wrestle an alligator, tight rope walk across the Grand Canyon, and watch the Apprentice (sorry, Apprentice fans). I might chance the airport again...

Big Mike said...

Okay, let me see. I will never:

- Eat liver
- Paint my house pink
- Get a tatoo
- Wear an earring.

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Rachel Schieffelbein said...

Lol! All of those things would be on my list, too. Sky diving would also make the list. :)

Debbie said...

I would definitely not eat any of those things on Fear Factor. I'd add I wouldn't handle a snake. The eating liver thing is also a possibility. After all, if I'm dying why would I spend any of my last minutes doing something that disgusting?

Rhobin Lee Courtright said...

Agree and add many of the others listed:
Walk a tightrope
Swim with sharks (or Parana)
Eat rats, mice, cockroaches

and a lot of other crazy stuff. Some crazy stuff I do most reluctantly.

Victoria Roder said...

Good point, Debbie. Why spend your last day doing something you wouldn't enjoy.

Julie Eberhart Painter said...

Am I the only liver lover??