Friday, May 4, 2012

WHAT IS STEAMY AND HOT?

By: Angelica Hart and Zi

A: What is steamy and hot...hot...hot?
Z: Coffee?
A: Ahhh, nope I'm drinking hot chocolate. (Forgetting her question and thinking YUM!)
Z: Nay way! I gotta have me coffee...(Looks about wildly, sniffs the air like a hound on a quest)
A: (Nods) Yup, this is true confirmation you ARE a coffee addict.
Z: Am not! (Hurmphs even as with shaky hands he adds makes a pot of coffee and anxiously waits for it to brew)
A: You have the ten signs. (Flips up one finger at a time to count them out)

1 You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. You sleep with your eyes open.
3. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
4. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
5. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
6. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
8. You chew on other people's fingernails.
9. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
10. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

Z: (Finally, downs a mouthful of well-creamed coffee and suddenly appears calm) Well, at least I'm not a chocoholic like some people I know.
A: (Narrows her eyes) Your point! Some of the most passionate, wonderful and brilliant people attribute their success to c h o c o l a t e!
Z: (Deciding the wild look in her gaze should not be challenged, he responds with a grin) You are absolutely right. So, where were we?
A: Steamy and hot?
Z: That's easy...the suspenseful BDSM erotic STEEL EMBRACE and the zany erotic BOOK NOOKIE-A LIBRARIAN'S GUIDE TO THE DO-ME DECIMAL SYSTEM (Just out this month) by our alter egos, Vixen Bright and Zachary Zane. Both can be found at http://www.carnalpassions.com/store/

STEEL EMBRACE

BLURB:

After accepting a job at a rural, private club, Raina Malloy finds herself lured by the amorous and diverse practices of its pseudo owner, Steel Hunter. She soon discovers her predecessor died at the end of a knife, and that Steel's brother, a partner in the club, is missing.

Somehow, it all appears trite next to the stalking assailant she can't escape. And fairly inconsequential to Hunter's commanding passion, his magnetism or the certainty that she has found something secure and binding in a life that had been shattered and traumatic.

Even as their love unfolds, threatening forces amass around them, and hint at a legacy that neither could have foreseen. A legacy that could end in death

BOOK NOOKIE-A LIBRARIAN'S GUIDE TO THE DO-ME DECIMAL SYSTEM

At the library, while the facially scared Kathryn Pines obsesses over books, Keen Edge appears out of nowhere. Looking exactly like the sizzling hunk on a book cover, he invites Kathryn to journey with him into stories, she the heroine, he the hero. Every lusty, luscious, whimsical adventure is overlaid with elements of bondage and submission.

Kathryn surrenders to the passions and adventures of four tales raging from contemporary to fantasy, and soon loses her heart to Keen. Keen, though, isn’t just a character in a book and his invitation to forever might be more ominous than it appears.

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Angelica Hart and Zi
KILLER DOLLS ~ SNAKE DANCE ~ CHASING YESTERDAY
CHRISTMAS EVE...VIL ~ Christmas 2012
www.champagnebooks.com


Vixen Bright and Zachary Zane
STEEL EMBRACE
BOOK NOOKIE-A LIBRARIAN'S BUIDE TO THE DO-ME DECIMAL SYSTEM http://www.carnalpassions.com/


THE FABLE OF SIN-SIN CINDERELLA Series
angelicahartandzi.com



4 comments:

Big Mike said...

You guys must be as old as me, given you seem to have forgotten what H & S is actually all about (g).

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Julie Eberhart Painter said...

You sure do know how to intrigue an audience.

Must be the chocolate and coffee. Getta Keurig and keep it boiling. Works for me.

Linda Kage said...

Oooh, Steel Embrace does indeed sound hot and steamy...like hot chocolate (sorry, Zi. I'm not a coffee drinker either!).

January Bain said...

You are so very entertaining!