Saturday, July 30, 2011

Ten Ways to Beat the Heat

10. Forget the calories and enjoy an ice cream cone.

9. Catch a movie at the local theater.

8. Enjoy a water balloon fight.

7. Pretend to shop for furniture at an air conditioned store and spend the day test relaxing in recliners.

6. Have someone cute and scantly clothed serve lemon-aid and fan you. Alcohol optional.

5. Ride the rides at a water park and scream like a school girl.

4. Go swimming or run through the sprinkler. Bathing suit optional.

3. Take a motorcycle ride or cruise in your convertible. If you don’t have either, test drive them.

2. At all cost, avoid strenuous work such as mowing the lawn or weeding the garden.

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Big Mike said...

Or have your lover rub ice cubes over your nude body, definite chiller.

Michael Davis (
Author of the Year, (2008 and 2009)

Victoria Roder said...

Oh good one!

Julie Eberhart Painter said...

Very good advice!

Linda Rettstatt said...

Oh to be as creative as Big Mike. I'm going to the casino where they keep the temperature so low, you'd think they were preserving steaks inside the slot machines. :)

Linda R.

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